I'm Back and I'm Better: My Top 5 "rules" to "Growing Up"
Wow, guys. 2016 was quite the whirlwind. We lost a lot of good talent. I lost a lot of pens. We elected the Anti-Christ. And no, Global Warming is NOT a hoax. Guess what I didn't lose, though? Myself . This is my first blog post in over a year and I need to drop some knowledge on you younger ladies. First things first: You. Are. Not. Them. You're not them. You never will be them. You were not wired to be them. You are you. This year I met a lot of new people and a lot of them turned out to be younger than me. I heard gossip I didn't care to hear. I was too judgemental when I shouldn't have been. I ate too many cookies. I sobered up (oh, I bet that one caught your eye!) Let's take a detour. Sober (Adj.): Not intoxicated or affected by the use of alcohol or drugs This year I learned what it felt like to feel instead of numbing myself. Sober means a lot of different things. Was I strung out? No. Was I shooting up? Fuck no. Was I crossing line...